PTSCAT

I bought the dip. Then I bought the dip’s dip. By the seventh dip, I stopped calling it investing and started calling it deployment.

My friend sent me a contract address and said “DO NOT FADE.” I didn’t fade. My portfolio did.

I opened 50x leverage because I thought the chart looked bullish. One red candle later, I learned what liquidation meant in three different languages.

I bought a token because the mascot was another cat. I thought cats wouldn’t betray cats. That was the day I lost my innocence.

I heard “community takeover” for the first time in 2022. After the 19th takeover, I realized the community was just me, four other traumatized holders and a bot.

I turned $200 into $40,000 overnight. I went to sleep instead of selling and woke up with $63. I’ve kept the helmet on ever since.